No Holes Barred (Zero Tolerance)

Today I bring to you another classic in my world. Not a classic in the normal sense of the word, but a classic nonetheless. This film has an all star cast performing some of the most extreme porn at the time it was released. I give you No Holes Barred released by Zero Tolerance.

No Holes Barred was released in 2003 and is directed by Mark Davis. This movie is in the gonzo genre so there is no plot. But even with no plot there is definitely a point to this movie. As it says on the cover, "15 hols and you guessed it, they all get fucked!" That is a hell of a tag line! So let's get to it.

This movie is split into 5 scenes. Each one starring a beautiful, sexy porn starlet three other guys to make sure that all holes can and will be filled at the same time. I personally don't gravitate towards gangbangs and large group scenes, but this movie is one of the exceptions.

In order of appearance you are treated to Brooke Balentyne, Sophie Evans, Taylor Rain, Gauge, and Olivia Del Rio. The male performers are Mark Davis, John Dough, Alex Sanders, Frank Gunn, Brian Surewood, Tony Ribas, and Tristan Seagal,  All scenes waste no time getting to the action and contain pretty much anything you might be looking for.

Have you ever been on an interview and been asked if you work well in a team. Well, all of the male performers can easily answer yes to this. You won't see any uncomfortable moments with guys fighting over who is next, what position they are going to put the girl in, or anything like that. You will actually see solid scenes from beginning to end that flow as if these scenes were scripted down to their last detail even though we know they weren't. You can attribute all of this to the great directing provided by Mark Davis. He shows his skill for getting all of the performers to bring their raw passions to the screen seamlessly and in a way that allows even the tamest of viewers to really enjoy each and every moment.

Since all of these scenes are so similar I don't want to waste your time by breaking down every scene. What I instead would like to do is point out some of my favorite moments and highlights in a quick review of each.

In scene 1 Brooke Balentyne treats you to her lustful screaming as she is consumed by all three men. While this is the weakest of the scenes it does set the stage and the tone for all of the scenes that follow. Brooke ends her scene by eagerly taking all three cumshots down her throat and swallowing.

In scene 2 Sophie Evans has multi tasking down! One shot that you are treated to that is super hot is when she has a dick in each hand with her head leaned back getting another dick forced down her throat. At no point in this scene does she look overwelmed. Perhaps she feels more comfortable with three hard cocks at her disposal than just one. You also get to see her take what I call a zero gravity DP. Just watch it and you will know exactly what I mean. The scene ends with her being covered in cum from face to chest by all three performers.

In scene 3 Taylor Rain shows why she was such a meteor in the business. Immediately she is deep throating all three cocks for a really nice opening to the scene. She owns the entire scene all the way down to the cumshots which features one of my favorite kinds, a facial while being fucked. She takes all three loads like the pro she is.

In scene 4 Gauge shows her talent to truly be a fuck doll. Dressed in her little school girl outfit she is taken 100% by each performer. Every second of this scene is fucking hot! She never takes a break as she is getting pounded in all holes. This scene also features the zero gravity DP. When it is time for the scene to end you get to see Gauge on her knees telling the guys were she wants them to cum in the most seductive sexy way. This is followed by multiple streams of cum from all directions with her sexy green eyes looking up at them throughout. The scene closes on her cum drenched face and chest with the look of her being completely satisfied.

In scene 5 Olivia Del Rio shows why she is such a star and deserves to be on the cover of the box. The Brazilian Starlet takes full ownership in this scene. Every bit of this scene shows off the sexual mastery that she possesses. Her tits are mesmerizing the entire time. Her tight ass and toned body is on display and she allows these guys and the viewers to marvel at her no matter what position she is in. There isn't enough great things I can say about this woman and this scene. And if all of the action throughout isn't enough to send you over the edge, the finale will definitely do the trick. Olivia gets completely covered in cum and exhibits such a fire that you can even hear the male performers going crazy. It is priceless and surely a site you will not forget.

This film is like great sex to me. It builds and builds from the beginning to the end until you are ready to explode in ecstasy. And fortunately for us, when you are, it too explodes with you! All of these scenes can still hold their own in this day where around every corner is another gangbang scene. I think this film proves that you can't just take a girl and a bunch of guys and make a great gangbang scene. There is more to a gangbang scene than just getting the math right. Mark Davis did an amazing job casting and directing. The only regret I think he must have with this film is that he didn't cast himself as a performer with the great Olivia Del Rio.

Rating: 5 Stars
Best Scene: Olivia Del Rio with John Dough, Tony Ribas, & Tristan Seagal
Best Performer: Olivia Del Rio
Hottest Performer: Olivia Del Rio & Gauge

Scene 1 - Brooke Balentyne

Scene 2 - Sophie Evans

Scene 3 - Taylor Rain

Scene 4 - Gauge

Scene 5 - Olivia Del Rio>

A Desired Gate

Todays review is of a single scene instead of an entire movie. The Porn landscape has definitely changed over the years and scenes are more abundant now than ever before. I couldn't find much information about this scene so I do apologize for the lack of details.

Scene: A Desired Gate
Released: September 2012
Publisher: Wow Girls
Starring: Luiza

This scene starts off with the male performer waiting on the inside of a gate. The gorgeous Luiza walks up and peers through the gate. A moment later the man starts to paw at her through the gate, squeezing her voluptuous tits and eventually helping her take the top down from her dress. I can't say this enough, but Luiza is smoking hot and just gives off an innocent, but sexy vibe. He then starts to lick and kiss her nipples through the gate as she squirms most definitely wanting more. Her hand eventually finds its way to his shorts as he helps her pull his dick out so she can stroke it. She must have known the password because the gate magically opens and Luiza seductively walks in.

Not wasting a second they begin to kiss as the man squeezes her breasts and kisses on them again. This is a point where you should definitely notice the response on Luiza's face. It is one of the sexiest looks I've seen on a female performer in a long time and it is something you should all experience. But don't worry, she showcases those expression throughout this scene. Unfortunately it is immediately followed up by the man dry fucking the side of her leg and dress. Not sexy at all and it seems like even Luiza doesn't know what the hell he's trying to do. The one nice thing is that if you look closely you can see her silhouette through her dress. Nice!

Once he's finally done doing whatever that was she drops to her knees and begins stroking his dick. Again, her facial expressions are to die for as she looks up at him. At this point even I am on the edge of my seat ready to see her pouty lips wrapped around this guys dick. But she continues to tease him and us by giving a little lick and some two hand stroking. Finally she looks up at him as she takes his cock in her mouth. I do also have to mention that the camera angle is perfect at this point. The director is focusing on exactly what we want to see and that is Luiza. Her toned body, perky tits, tight ass, and jet black hair are all on display. You can see the dimples in her cheeks as she is really sucking on this guy. She eventually has her hand working in motion with her mouth back and forth. She attempts to deep throat him multiple times, but is unable to get his cock past the back of her throat. Oh, those eyes looking up are so sexy.

After the intense blowjob she gets up and is escorted closer to the camera where she turns her back to him. He grabs her hair as she arches back against him. She then pulls up her dress to reveal the cute little panties she has on and removes them. The moment that he slides inside her from behind is picture perfect. Her back arched as she is turned slightly toward the camera. He perfect natural tits are on display and damn is she fucking hot as her tits start to bounce as the guy is thrusting into her. He can't help it either as he grabs for her tits multiple times to squeeze them.

He then drops to his knees to give her a quick rim job. My only complaint here is that it doesn't last long enough. I think after the blowjob she gave him she deserves more than a quick lick. But he is back to his feet and ready to enter her from behind for some more stand up fucking. This is where we are finally granted a closeup of the action and it does not disappoint. Her pussy is beautiful.

She eventually drops to her knees again to suck his dick. And once again she does an amazing job. This one is shorter because she clearly wants to fuck. This time as she gets to her feet she takes control and begins to fuck him while standing. I can tell you that for me, there is nothing hotter than when a woman is in what is normally considered a submissive position and turns it into a position dominance for her. Luiza slams her ass back against him letting you know what she wants and it is sexy as hell! Anytime he falls out she immediately grabs his cock and slides it right back in and gets back to work. The closeups here are also very well done focusing in on the action.

After she's had enough from that angle she turns around and faces him. She puts her right leg up against the fence and allows him to enter her again. This position is just as amazing. Her tits continue to bounce as he fucks her. Getting to see her pussy a little better from the far angles is nice too. And of course she continues to moan and make those sultry faces throughout this position too. As she gets ready to orgasm he pulls out and slides his fingers deep inside her. Finally bringing her to her first orgasm she squirts a lot and basically drenches his right arm. What a beautiful site. I recommend watching this part twice. The first time you will of course be focused on her squirting, but the second time take a look at her face. Maybe I've got a thing for sexy faces when a woman is having an orgasm, I don't know. I just know that Luiza's face right before and during orgasm is truly remarkable.

He enters her again and it doesn't take long before she is grabbing him and pulling herself into him definitely wanting more. Shortly after she is approaching orgasm again and he knows it. He pulls out and drives his fingers deep inside her as she begins to squirt for the second time. This woman is awesome and is loving this scene as much as I am. He is quickly back inside her thrusting away. Moments later he is clearly going for the three peat as she starts squirting again! After this one we are given a beautiful shot of her tits up close as she is being fucked some more. Her nipples are definitely hard as you can see for yourself.

Soon she does the ultimate move and brings her other foot up on the fence as she is holding on to a tree limb above her head. She starts totally fucking the shit out of this guy. She saved the best for last here because this is by far the best position of the scene. I wish that she would have worked her ass some more like she did as they started in this position. But as soon as I start to notice she drops to her knees.

Once again she is sucking this guys dick like a total pro. She bobs her head back and forth, uses her hands, and sucks hard on his dick. You can tell that she wants his load and she is going to do whatever it takes to get it out of him. He eventually starts to jerk himself over her lips right before he's about to cum. He finally sprays a really big load across her face and on her hair. The cum drips down her shoulders to her tits. We get treated to the priceless shot of her looking up at him with a cum drenched face. She lets him slide his dick back between her lips one last time. We get to see that cute slutty smile as she watches him walk away and leave the scene.

We are left focusing on the cum covered Luiza as she grabs her panties and slides them back on. Then she sits back down and props her leg up on the fence in front of her. The camera focuses in on her as she turns and looks at us and smiles, exhausted. Sexy Luiza we will not forget you!

I think its already assumed that I absolutely loved this scene. I saw it quite some time ago and it has stuck with me ever since. The camera man did exactly what was needed and didn't try to trick this scene up. I think it takes a ton of talent to have a scene take place in such a small area and have it turn out to be such a classic. Luiza is a stunningly beautiful lady and can perform like no one I've scene for quite some time. I will definitely welcome her work any day of the week.

Rating: 5 Stars

Sex Spa U.S.A

Today I will be reviewing the classic film "Sex Spa U.S.A." This film brings me back to when I was a child. Now hold on, I'm not that old, yet! You see, my dad had this film on VHS. And as a young boy we somehow know that our fathers have porn somewhere. And since the internet didn't exist, VHS and magazines were the only way for a young man to view porn. Since this was one of my firsts this film is near and dear to me. That is why it is my first review. Let's get to the review.

Sex Spa U.S.A was released in 1984. It has an all star cast that can not only perform sexually in front of the camera, but they can also act. Now I'm not talking about De Niro acting, but this is some of the best you will see in porn. This movie runs about 80 minutes and is worth watching from beginning to end.

Director: Henri Pachard

Now on to the plot. Yes, that's right, I said P-L-O-T! And it is actually a well thought out and well delivered one to boot. The film revolves around three couples. The first couple, Dan(Paul Thomas) and Jane(Honey Wilder), are married and have an extremely boring sex life as you will quickly find out. The second couple, Ted(Joey Silvera) and Leslie(Annette Heinz), are married as well, but have a pretty intense sex life. And the third couple, Joe(Jerry Butler) and Mary(Brooke Fields), are dating and don't seem to be on the same page sexually. You will see what I mean as we get deeper into the film.

As the movie opens you are introduced to the three main couples I mentioned earlier. This scene is actually three scenes combined as the director switches through each couple multiple times. The actors really sell the sexual relationship of each couple which I feel pulls you into this movie almost immediately and sets the stage for the main portion of the movie depicted in the title, The Sex Spa.

After each couple finishes having sex, or in the case of Joe and Mary who are interrupted, they each have a talk about going to the Sex Spa. You have Dan and Jane who are looking to spice up their sex life. You have Ted and Leslie who are so in love with each other they want to use the Spa as a test. And then you have Joe and Mary, well really just Joe who wants to go because he appears to be horny all the time, so Mary agrees. All three couples are off to the Sex Spa which leads us into our next scene.

As the couples are arriving you are treated to a live sex show that takes place center stage on a sex chair. This scene features George(George Payne) and Silver Star. The sex is really driven by Silver Star and ends with her between George's legs taking a cumshot on her tongue. Without missing a beat the MC of the night takes the stage. But this isn't just any MC it is F.J. Lincoln the Hall of Fame porn director. He does a great job of getting the party kicked off, but before he is done he lets everyone know that they are having a one night only contest. They are looking for the hottest couple of the night and they do have a specially appointed judge which as he says, "Big Brother is watching, if he's not too busy jerking off."

After the announcement most of the background cast scatters off with the three main couples of the film being a little timid and still sitting at the bar. You are then taken to one of the many rooms available in which an average girl on girl scene featuring Sandy(Taija Ray) and Candy(Danielle) is taking place. This scene ends up almost being a little uncomfortable due to the many pillows they are trying to have sex on. This scene is important because it features Sandy. She is married and is using her divorced brother Sam(David Scott) as her alibi for the night so she can get her sexual desires met. Joe and Mary make an appearance during the scene to watch at the door. As you might guess this gets Joe's engine revved up again.

We next move to another room where you see Daddy(Bobby Astyr) and Sex Spa worker Rene Summers playing the part of Daddy's little girl in a very weird scene. Apparently Daddy is teaching his little girl about men. There is no sex in this scene, but their is a blowjob and a handjob that ends in a cumshot on the little girls tits. Dan and Jane make an appearance during this scene watching at the doorway. This scene doesn't get me going, but I do appreciate the writers of the film trying to show a fetish.

Our next scene takes place at a very large jacuzzi. Ted and Leslie come up on a couple starring Cassandra Leigh and Klaus Multia. One of my favorite parts is that Cassandra is giving Klaus a blowjob on the steps of the pool when she looks up and says, "Hi." I mean what else would you do in that situation? Ted and Leslie then disrobe and get in the jacuzzi. They find themselves unable to turn away as they watch the other couple have sex right in front of them. The scene is a little better than the the previous two and ends with Cassandra jerking her man off until he shoots his load a pretty long distance into the pool. As a bonus she then puts her hands in the water to gather the cum and puts on a show for Ted and Leslie by turning to them and wiping the cum over her cheeks and down across her breasts.

Ted and Leslie then leave the pool and run into the other two couples. They all make their way to the mat room. Joe and Jane have already expressed interest in each other earlier as the couples were getting ready to go to the mat room so they waste no time finding a spot together right on the floor. Mary makes her way up to a higher level of the mats as she watches her man begin to make out with another mans wife. This leaves Dan, Ted, and Leslie wondering what to do next. Dan ends up coupling with Leslie. Ted gets shot down by Mary so he almost ends up being the odd man out until Joe and Jane invite him into their space on the floor to join in. Then the director fucks with you by moving to another scene right before things get really going.

In this obtrusive scene you are taken to the apartment of George and Rene. George of course being the stage sex performer and Rene who played the role of daddy's little girl. George is conflicted and feels dirty because he came in that womans mouth for the entire crowd. This causes Rene to suggest a bath which is where the non sex takes place. George is treated to bathing, handjob, blowjob, and a rimjob in the bath before he cums on Rene's tits. All in all this scene is well done, but it is a little aggravating that it was sandwiched in between the group scene with the main couples.

Finally we are taken back to the mat room where the real fucking is taking place. I'll admit this scene is really fucking hot. Seeing the exceptional Honey Wilder get fucked from behind while sucking another mans dick is enough to make me lose control. Not to mention what she says while it's taking place. Then you add Annete Heinz getting fucked extremely hard by another man and you have the makings of what I believe to be the hottest scene in this movie. The scene ends with Honey getting a cumshot on her ass and a facial, all while doggie, and Annete's pussy and ass getting sprayed from behind. I would assume if their was an award of the night going to groups this one would have surely been the winner.

Mary leaves after this and makes her way to the main pool where she finds a spot off to the side where she can watch everyone. All of the extras are in the pool playing and having a great time. She then spots Sam across the pool. Both of them looking very shy. Sam makes his way across the pool and strikes up a conversation with Mary. They are clearly attracted to each other and eventually begin touching each other. This leads to the most intense couples scene of the movie. They start out by kissing which leads to Mary wrapping her lips around Sams cock. Mary eventually moves to 69 where she ultimately brings Sam to orgasm. The shot of her jerking him as he's cumming with her tits hanging down is priceless. But, it doesn't end there because she isn't done. She uses his cum as extra lube and then positions herself on top of him and starts fucking his brains out. Her ass looks so sweet in this position it's a good thing he doesn't have that view. She shows just how beautiful she is as she leans back and holds her tits in her hands. Sam eventually has to roll her over into missionary, but this isn't any ordinary missionary. Mary has her legs so high in the air as Sam just fucks her like there is no tomorrow. A crowd is gathering by this point as "Big Brother" rushes to grab the MC. They both appear to orgasm, but continue fucking as the MC announces them as the contest winners. They are both given lifetime memberships to the Sex Spa.

I love how each scene elevates throughout the movie with the exception of the misplaced scene between George and Rene. The acting is spot on and is completely believable. At times you can almost forget that you are watching a porn. The music is definitely early 80's music which for me adds to the nostalgia of the movie. The director manages to capture the feel of the moment through nice angled shots and allowing the cast to really sell themselves and the sex. This is definitely a 5 star movie for me and I believe I'm not the only one that feels that way. Watch the movie below and let me know your thoughts.

Rating: 5 Stars
Best Scene: Group Scene at 46:00 & 54:17 starring Honey Wilder, Annette Heinz, Paul Thomas, Joey Silvera and Jerry Butler
Best Performer: Honey Wilder as Jane
Hottest Performer: Brooke Fields as Mary

What is this blog about?

Welcome to The Amateur Assessment!

I am just an ordinary guy who has a love for porn. Not just the sex that goes on in it, but the actual art of the entire piece. This blog is going to be your gateway into my mind and hopefully a gateway into yours as well if you are so kind as to comment. I love dialog so don't be afraid to give your thoughts.

You will find that my reviews will cover a multitude of topics in the porn industry. The main focus will be on movies and scenes, but from time to time I will profile models, directors and other parts of the industry. I will be sharing my views on films and scenes from the "Golden Age" all the way up to the present.

Why did I start this blog? I have been viewing a porn related blog, Hotshots - Cumshots Girls House, for quite some time now and I have really enjoyed Mike and Lisa's insight and expertise as well as the content they have introduced me to. Through my experience on that blog I began to wonder if my view on other porn related items might be wanted. This blog is a chance for me to see if there is a community of like minded people that will enjoy my view. The view from an amateur writer who feels that he is pretty open minded and objective. It will also give me an outlet to talk about one of the things that I love that our society spends so much time trying to cut down.

What you won't see on this blog is me bashing productions, actors, actresses, etc. I don't believe in that kind of stuff and I want to stay positive. That doesn't mean I won't be telling you that I recommend everything I see. But I will try to paint a clear picture so that you can decide if you want to view that media or not.

This is where it starts! Over this first month I will be reviewing some of my favorites films and scenes. I will be sprinkling in some recent work as well. It will take me some time to find my groove, but I promise you I will do my best to minimize that and give you the best work I can.

Thank you and enjoy!
Big B