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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Sex Spa U.S.A

Today I will be reviewing the classic film "Sex Spa U.S.A." This film brings me back to when I was a child. Now hold on, I'm not that old, yet! You see, my dad had this film on VHS. And as a young boy we somehow know that our fathers have porn somewhere. And since the internet didn't exist, VHS and magazines were the only way for a young man to view porn. Since this was one of my firsts this film is near and dear to me. That is why it is my first review. Let's get to the review.


Sex Spa U.S.A was released in 1984. It has an all star cast that can not only perform sexually in front of the camera, but they can also act. Now I'm not talking about De Niro acting, but this is some of the best you will see in porn. This movie runs about 80 minutes and is worth watching from beginning to end.

Director: Henri Pachard

Now on to the plot. Yes, that's right, I said P-L-O-T! And it is actually a well thought out and well delivered one to boot. The film revolves around three couples. The first couple, Dan(Paul Thomas) and Jane(Honey Wilder), are married and have an extremely boring sex life as you will quickly find out. The second couple, Ted(Joey Silvera) and Leslie(Annette Heinz), are married as well, but have a pretty intense sex life. And the third couple, Joe(Jerry Butler) and Mary(Brooke Fields), are dating and don't seem to be on the same page sexually. You will see what I mean as we get deeper into the film.

As the movie opens you are introduced to the three main couples I mentioned earlier. This scene is actually three scenes combined as the director switches through each couple multiple times. The actors really sell the sexual relationship of each couple which I feel pulls you into this movie almost immediately and sets the stage for the main portion of the movie depicted in the title, The Sex Spa.

After each couple finishes having sex, or in the case of Joe and Mary who are interrupted, they each have a talk about going to the Sex Spa. You have Dan and Jane who are looking to spice up their sex life. You have Ted and Leslie who are so in love with each other they want to use the Spa as a test. And then you have Joe and Mary, well really just Joe who wants to go because he appears to be horny all the time, so Mary agrees. All three couples are off to the Sex Spa which leads us into our next scene.

As the couples are arriving you are treated to a live sex show that takes place center stage on a sex chair. This scene features George(George Payne) and Silver Star. The sex is really driven by Silver Star and ends with her between George's legs taking a cumshot on her tongue. Without missing a beat the MC of the night takes the stage. But this isn't just any MC it is F.J. Lincoln the Hall of Fame porn director. He does a great job of getting the party kicked off, but before he is done he lets everyone know that they are having a one night only contest. They are looking for the hottest couple of the night and they do have a specially appointed judge which as he says, "Big Brother is watching, if he's not too busy jerking off."

After the announcement most of the background cast scatters off with the three main couples of the film being a little timid and still sitting at the bar. You are then taken to one of the many rooms available in which an average girl on girl scene featuring Sandy(Taija Ray) and Candy(Danielle) is taking place. This scene ends up almost being a little uncomfortable due to the many pillows they are trying to have sex on. This scene is important because it features Sandy. She is married and is using her divorced brother Sam(David Scott) as her alibi for the night so she can get her sexual desires met. Joe and Mary make an appearance during the scene to watch at the door. As you might guess this gets Joe's engine revved up again.

We next move to another room where you see Daddy(Bobby Astyr) and Sex Spa worker Rene Summers playing the part of Daddy's little girl in a very weird scene. Apparently Daddy is teaching his little girl about men. There is no sex in this scene, but their is a blowjob and a handjob that ends in a cumshot on the little girls tits. Dan and Jane make an appearance during this scene watching at the doorway. This scene doesn't get me going, but I do appreciate the writers of the film trying to show a fetish.

Our next scene takes place at a very large jacuzzi. Ted and Leslie come up on a couple starring Cassandra Leigh and Klaus Multia. One of my favorite parts is that Cassandra is giving Klaus a blowjob on the steps of the pool when she looks up and says, "Hi." I mean what else would you do in that situation? Ted and Leslie then disrobe and get in the jacuzzi. They find themselves unable to turn away as they watch the other couple have sex right in front of them. The scene is a little better than the the previous two and ends with Cassandra jerking her man off until he shoots his load a pretty long distance into the pool. As a bonus she then puts her hands in the water to gather the cum and puts on a show for Ted and Leslie by turning to them and wiping the cum over her cheeks and down across her breasts.

Ted and Leslie then leave the pool and run into the other two couples. They all make their way to the mat room. Joe and Jane have already expressed interest in each other earlier as the couples were getting ready to go to the mat room so they waste no time finding a spot together right on the floor. Mary makes her way up to a higher level of the mats as she watches her man begin to make out with another mans wife. This leaves Dan, Ted, and Leslie wondering what to do next. Dan ends up coupling with Leslie. Ted gets shot down by Mary so he almost ends up being the odd man out until Joe and Jane invite him into their space on the floor to join in. Then the director fucks with you by moving to another scene right before things get really going.

In this obtrusive scene you are taken to the apartment of George and Rene. George of course being the stage sex performer and Rene who played the role of daddy's little girl. George is conflicted and feels dirty because he came in that womans mouth for the entire crowd. This causes Rene to suggest a bath which is where the non sex takes place. George is treated to bathing, handjob, blowjob, and a rimjob in the bath before he cums on Rene's tits. All in all this scene is well done, but it is a little aggravating that it was sandwiched in between the group scene with the main couples.

Finally we are taken back to the mat room where the real fucking is taking place. I'll admit this scene is really fucking hot. Seeing the exceptional Honey Wilder get fucked from behind while sucking another mans dick is enough to make me lose control. Not to mention what she says while it's taking place. Then you add Annete Heinz getting fucked extremely hard by another man and you have the makings of what I believe to be the hottest scene in this movie. The scene ends with Honey getting a cumshot on her ass and a facial, all while doggie, and Annete's pussy and ass getting sprayed from behind. I would assume if their was an award of the night going to groups this one would have surely been the winner.

Mary leaves after this and makes her way to the main pool where she finds a spot off to the side where she can watch everyone. All of the extras are in the pool playing and having a great time. She then spots Sam across the pool. Both of them looking very shy. Sam makes his way across the pool and strikes up a conversation with Mary. They are clearly attracted to each other and eventually begin touching each other. This leads to the most intense couples scene of the movie. They start out by kissing which leads to Mary wrapping her lips around Sams cock. Mary eventually moves to 69 where she ultimately brings Sam to orgasm. The shot of her jerking him as he's cumming with her tits hanging down is priceless. But, it doesn't end there because she isn't done. She uses his cum as extra lube and then positions herself on top of him and starts fucking his brains out. Her ass looks so sweet in this position it's a good thing he doesn't have that view. She shows just how beautiful she is as she leans back and holds her tits in her hands. Sam eventually has to roll her over into missionary, but this isn't any ordinary missionary. Mary has her legs so high in the air as Sam just fucks her like there is no tomorrow. A crowd is gathering by this point as "Big Brother" rushes to grab the MC. They both appear to orgasm, but continue fucking as the MC announces them as the contest winners. They are both given lifetime memberships to the Sex Spa.

I love how each scene elevates throughout the movie with the exception of the misplaced scene between George and Rene. The acting is spot on and is completely believable. At times you can almost forget that you are watching a porn. The music is definitely early 80's music which for me adds to the nostalgia of the movie. The director manages to capture the feel of the moment through nice angled shots and allowing the cast to really sell themselves and the sex. This is definitely a 5 star movie for me and I believe I'm not the only one that feels that way. Watch the movie below and let me know your thoughts.

Rating: 5 Stars
Best Scene: Group Scene at 46:00 & 54:17 starring Honey Wilder, Annette Heinz, Paul Thomas, Joey Silvera and Jerry Butler
Best Performer: Honey Wilder as Jane
Hottest Performer: Brooke Fields as Mary

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